"Oh fuck!"

The words were out of my mouth before I even thought.

"Fuck! Get it off."

*jump*

I'd been outside cleaning cobwebs from near the front door and window and before I knew it the spider was on my shoulder.

*jump* Ah! Ah!

I am totally freaked out by spiders just in my general vicinity but to have one actually on me had me jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean. Once it started to crawl down my back the spaz was on!!

*jump*

"Ah, ah, get this fucking thing off me!"

My partner in grime began beating me like I was on fire. Both of us dancing around the front yard, all arms and legs.





Whew! Spider's gone.


No one was injured...


except the spider.