Monday, August 13, 2007

"Oh fuck!"

The words were out of my mouth before I even thought.

"Fuck! Get it off."


I'd been outside cleaning cobwebs from near the front door and window and before I knew it the spider was on my shoulder.

*jump* Ah! Ah!

I am totally freaked out by spiders just in my general vicinity but to have one actually on me had me jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean. Once it started to crawl down my back the spaz was on!!


"Ah, ah, get this fucking thing off me!"

My partner in grime began beating me like I was on fire. Both of us dancing around the front yard, all arms and legs.

Whew! Spider's gone.

No one was injured...

except the spider.

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