He: Don't take this the wrong way but you're the reason I don't update my blog as much.

Me: What do you mean?

He: Well, I tell you all my stories so now I don't have to blog about them.

Me: But the rest of the world doesn't get to read about your stories and adventures.

He: Yeah, but once I've told them its out of my system.

Me: Well, don't take this wrong but you're the reason I don't update my blog as much either. I tell you all my stories.

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