New boot campers...

Instructor:
"Come on, let's go, up the hill, lift those legs higher"

Newbie 1:
"She's kidding, right?"

Me:
"Afraid not"

Newbie 2:
"Is she trying to kill us?"

Me:
"Naw, it just feels that way at first, you'll get used to that dying feeling"

Newbie 1:
"oh goody"


Hehe, rookies!