New Boot Campers Part Deux

Newbie 1:
Oh gawd this cold morning shit sucks!

Me:
Amen

Newbie 2:
I'm getting my ass out of bed on a cold morning to do what? to run?

Newbie 1:
Yeah if I'm getting my butt out of bed at 5:30 on a cold morning there had better be pancakes involved.

Me:
LMAO!