"It's so simple and yet so many people miss it. Men/boys are so obvious about everything. We're basically four-celled organisms. I really think men/boys have four basic needs. Address these, and we're pretty easy to tame. 1) Pay us; 2) feed us; 3) f**k us; 4) amuse us. The amusing part comprises our love for sports on TV and watching the Godfather and SlapShot 200 times. Money, food/drink, sex, and amusement. That's it. We're THAT basic."