Showing posts with label married. Show all posts
Showing posts with label married. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Inbox

"By the way, I want to THROTTLE my husband right now - he is being a big giant waaah waaaah tantrum baby and it ain't helping nobody over here. If I acted that way.......he would be screamin' at me to grow up.

If I were you, I would take a blood oath to never marry again upon pain of death."





LMAO!!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Are you trying to turn me into a girl?

Her:
Well he's back and aching so I'm playing nurse maid. Or at least being more agreeable than usual, getting water, soda, watching wresting et al...

We HAVE TO FIND a mani/pedi in this town that doesn't cost a zillion dollars......do you know if they do them at Dillard's or Penny's? And they have to have two chairs so we can do it together.

Me:
Are you trying to turn me into a girl? ;)