All in a day's work

"Can you tell me where the bear grass is going to be blooming in two weeks?"

"I was just wondering how much you charge for a pedicure?"

"We stayed at a really nice campground in the park a couple of years ago, but I can't remember the name of it. Do you know which one it was?"

"Can you put me through to the fire manager?"

~sigh~

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