He: I want you to help me with a joke. Now we'll need to be out at night so dress in black and...
Me: Wait, why are you bringing me into this?
He: Because you have a little bit of criminal element in you.
Me: Excuse me?
He: I know you have a bad girl in you.
Me: So were you thinking the little black cocktail dress and satin heels or should I have more of an O.J. thing going on?
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